Batter Bat

Hardened penis. An Erection.

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.

by Meanie March 5, 2004

battended

To be taken advantage of by a homosexual when in a state unable to comprehend whats going on ie. inebriation.

"Something doesn't feel right - oh shit i think I've been BATTENDED!!"

"I was so out of it last night I could've been BATTENDED and not notice!"

by Robyn & Rachel March 17, 2005

Batter biting

Someone who deep fries cock and nibbles the batter

"Last night your mum was batter biting me"

by Craig Bennett October 4, 2006

Battened

To meet a girl, make out with, then finger blast her.

I Battened that girl last night.

by M@felock October 31, 2008

battledriving

Steal a car, smash it into everything until you get where your going or it's busted.

How'd yous get back from the bar last night? Battledriving some assholes car.

by jonny jack ass June 19, 2009

batter flaps

flat round breakfast food served with maple syrup.
sometimes refered to as pancakes.

These batter flaps are delicious!

by Binkley11 February 8, 2010

Battledick

An argument or conflict between two subjects in which one attempts to demonstrate superiority over the other.

He wanted to play battledick but I cited the the 1st Amendment and got the case thrown out.

by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010