balala

balalero balala

a balatro mod made by yahiamice

jimbo: i fucking hate balala

tatical nuke: *just so happens to fall directly on him*

by milesedgeworth November 1, 2025

Balastic

The master of authority. A hand that doesn’t just guide but rules. Someone who demands respect, enforces order, and exerts full power. Not a passive leader, but the one who moves the board, controls the game, and sets the terms. In the world of influence, the boss is One and Only Balastic.

Become a boss like balastic boss.balastic

by Your b.o.s.s November 21, 2025

sanjeeb balakrishkanon

A person of Asian Indian descent, who lives in the United States, that speaks very little English and you cannot understand any of it.

Man, that guy who just called was a real sanjeeb balakrishkanon.

by CarlWinslow October 22, 2012

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014

competitive balance

Competitive balance is a concept used for good game making in multiplayer, player versus player games where different characters have different stats.

Basically, no single character type will be better than the other character types.

So if the character types are warrior, archer, and mage, a game that maintains competitive balance will have archers beat mages, mages beat warriors, and warriors beat archers for example.

Note that this is a generalized concept. An archer could theoretically beat a warrior in a fight in the above example, but generally, warriors will have the advantage over archers.

Also known as Elemental Rock Paper Scissors when elements are involved.

*Playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl*
"So who are you gonna be?"
"I like Meta Knight. I'm gonna be him."
"Are you crazy? He breaks competitive balance he's so over powered!"

by suntan50 March 30, 2016

dorian balaam

penis

dorian balaam is a penis

by penisman87 January 24, 2017

Drug Balancing

The act of utilizing various drugs from uppers to downers to balance out how you feel.

Mickey snorted some coke before he went out to gamble. After awhile he felt jittery and needed to do some drug balancing, so he took some Xanax to equalize his feelings.

by Defectedambassadors February 19, 2017