DNA Blasted

When you ejaculate so strong that is like old faithful is made from jizz.

Things were getting crazy in the bedroom. She was sucking me off so good, I DNA Blasted all over her tits.

by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019

shaft blasting

Ingesting drugs up the pee pee hole (penis required)

Shaft blasting is better than boofing.

by Shaft Blaster February 4, 2016

Public Blast

To call someone out in a public setting in order to embarrass them

Mandy: "I always leave work after you, David!"

David: "No, you are always gone like 10 min before you are supposed to leave."

Mandy: "Uh, no I don't. I know the truth."

Mike: (to co-workers) "Who thinks Mandy leaves early?"

Co-Workers: "She totally leaves early everyday"

Jessica: "Damn, Mandy, you just got put on public blast!"

by Clean21 May 1, 2008

chest blasting

A vigorous pectoral workout performed by one or more brohemians.

- "Feel like a morning chest blasting, bro?"
- "Yolo."

- "I totally blasted my chest this morning."
- "Me too, brah!"
*High Five*

by PuddingSan September 18, 2013

Toon Blasting

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.

Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.

by Cheesepacker69 February 11, 2020

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016