Tim Anus 

A "Tim Anus" is a phrase used to describe when something has gone wrong. It originated from a name and has been changed over many years. The term "Tim Anus" can be used in any situation although it is meant for when something mechanical goes wrong.

Chaz - "Hannah's computer is being a right Tim Anus!"
Stu - "Tell me about it! my computer was being a Tim Anus too the other day"

Tim Anus by Chazle October 17, 2006

Famous Anus 

A girl who is obsessed with butt holes & lets everyone know it.

Amy B. from Phoenix, AZ is nicknamed Famous Anus.

Famous Anus by rachel s from phoenix, az October 29, 2003

Hector Anus 

heck-tore a-nuss
-Noun

An anus that has experienced more than a cock or two or three or four...at the same time. A "hector anus" is what happens after your asshole has been stretched by something the size of a basketball.

Patient: Doc, I can't tell if I am shitting or not! Poop just falls on the floor!
Doctor: Well, OMFG no wonder! Your asshole is the size of a hector! Your sphincter muscle has been damaged beyond repair! Prognosis not good, you have Hector Anus!

Hector Anus by beerpoots January 27, 2009

tickles your anus 

A derogatory synonym for the phrase, "Floats your boat," used to make fun of homosexuals.

Fag: "I really miss musical theatre. I think I'm going to go to the opening night of the new musical in town."

Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."

tickles your anus by Abo's Keepin' it treal August 12, 2008

front anus 

A hole on a particularly stupid individual in the front of the body in which complete shit flows from. Usually refered to as the mouth.

Billy- I can do 500 push-ups in a minute.

Joe- Stop speaking from your front anus.

front anus by O'reily O'reilly October 9, 2008

Cinnamon Anus 

1) The center part of any cinnamon roll but most linked to Cinnabons. 2) The innermost swirl of a cinamon roll, aptly named due to the resemble of the human anus.

While eating Cinnabon's John was heard to say "I want the cinnamon anus"

Cinnamon Anus by Parkaholic October 30, 2011

Week Anus 

The name Weeks has been around for a long time, probable since caveman days. The memory span of a typical Weeks is 7 days. Many centuries ago using their well known Neanderthal talk one of their tribe, whilst hitting his wife with a club, descibed another tribe as " weaker an us". Over the years that has been shortened to Week anus
a name of which they are very proud.

He likes his week anus.

Week Anus by Liverpool Lad July 9, 2010