Skip to main content

hoodrat alert

Term used to degrade a female and feel better about ones self, usually used when the female is approching.
(girl enters party)

(ex notices and tells friend)- "Yo Black mamaba.. Hoodrat alert!!"
by zZtephieeee December 7, 2010
mugGet the hoodrat alert mug.

Dp Alert

Generally meaning Dick Pic Alert. If a guy says this, watch out.
Dude: dp alert

girl: nooo
by GSD9 October 14, 2018
mugGet the Dp Alert mug.

teacher alert

The thing stupid kids in second grade say when the scout they picked sees the teacher coming back to the room from a shit loud enough for the teacher to hear them, defeating the purpose of being sneaky.
John: hey billy be our scout!
Billy: okay

(5 minutes pass)
Billy: TEACHER ALERT, TEACHER ALERT!
by The real Sid Vicious November 14, 2019
mugGet the teacher alert mug.

Amber Alert

When your partner shits on your side of the bed while your away
Amber shit in Johnny Depp’s bed and we called it an “Amber Alert”
by SalvatorusRex April 28, 2022
mugGet the Amber Alert mug.

Johnson Alert

What you tell your homies when your Johnson is out. This can be used at any time to alert anyone, not only your homies, that your Johnson is indeed out of your pants; on the loose, if you will.
Guy 1 - Guys my dick is out, and swinging as we speak
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.
by xendord November 26, 2022
mugGet the Johnson Alert mug.

High Beta Alertness

A state of high anxiety with people prone with Autism or very sensitive to sound, which is caused by abnormally high frequency brain waves. During high beta alertness, the person may become perceptive enough to hear their own brain waves, and only the sound of either a low frequency, or a calming voice may take them out of this state of anxiety. It can sometimes not be caused by an anxious episode, but it can make a person feel anxious, since in a quiet environment the high pitch humming akin to Tinnitus can be heard at times.
Doc, I am hearing this weird ringing in my ears , every time I get stressed out when I am in a quiet room.

Your EEG scan showed that you have have High Beta Alertness by since your ears are really perceptive due to your hyper-sensitive hearing and your EEG shows that the frequencies inside your head are loud enough for your Cochlea to pick up, since your Cochlea is very sensitive to high pitch sound and low pitch sound, so therefore you can hear form -20DB to over 25,000 DB as your hearing sensitivity is off the charts!
by autistic nerd 1991 September 24, 2015
mugGet the High Beta Alertness mug.

Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert

A similar event to Emergency Meeting, hosted by Andrew and Tristan Tate. It is a meeting that is casual in setting but serious in topic.
"I'm going to gather the five most perspicacious and indefatigable men I know and hold a Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert to discuss the future of society whilst smoking cigars"
by jackoncrack13 October 9, 2023
mugGet the Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email