Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

by Golden V January 4, 2025

Warm Santa

When you share a Santa costume with anything person, and the fart or defecate before giving the costume to you.

Sally did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?

by SporkyBorky January 5, 2025

Warm Santa

When you share a Santa costume with another person, and they fart or defecate in the suit before giving it you.

Frankie did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?

by SporkyBorky January 5, 2025

A warm George Jenson

the act of receiving analingus in an unexpected environment.

That bushpig gave him a warm George Jenson in pokie room at the feddo

by candypants raverslut June 19, 2025

Warmed Up

The act of engaging in physical or sexual stimulation — either by oneself or with a partner — before the main sexual activity. Commonly done to build anticipation, boost endurance, or set the mood.

“Things started getting heated in the car, so by the time they got inside, he was already getting warmed up.”
“She didn’t want to go all the way yet, but she definitely got him warmed up first.”

by Maximus_yt July 19, 2025

Warm Palpatine

The sexual act of jizzing all over your balls and then tasing them.

“Yeah my girl showed me the Warm Palpatine, still have the scorch marks!”

by spluffer August 6, 2025

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
Friend: "how's your day?"

Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "you didn't have to tell me that."
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Friend: "shut up"
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."

by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025