Cow walking

Cow walking describes a big, lumpy and "heavy weight" woman walks.

"Is it earthquake?"

"No, it's our new flatmate Ogre Cow Walking!"

by Fuck you again March 7, 2009

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Walking Straight

Passing a sobriety test on the side of the road. Also used to describe a gay bashing festivity.

I had 12 beers last night and I was still walking straight when the cops pulled me over.

Man I had fun walkings straight last night. Those fags never knew what hit them.

by Bo Bo15 May 15, 2007

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Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 3, 2003

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A sexual term used when describing getting a blowjob, while eating pussy, standing upright. The act itself must be done very delicately. Obviously a degree of strength is needed in order to hold a female upside down while standing, and eat her pussy while she blows you up.

"My roommate came home last night and barged into my room, he had the luxury of seeing me and my girlfriend walking tall."

by SlegDangerous June 25, 2007

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Walking Through Treacle

Describing the thickness of the air after someone stepped on a duck and quacked

I was walking down the corridor and Paul farted a few metres infront of me, it was like walking through treacle

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

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The Walking Dead

A mediocre television series that has somehow amassed great popularity. Features lame acting and even worse special effects.

Person A: Did you hear about Glenn's death on The Walking Dead?
Person B: Yeah, for a moment I mistook it for a ketchup commercial though.

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 27, 2016

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The Walking Dead

A bland and monotonous television series about survival in a zombie apocalypse. While originally based on a well conceived and poignant graphic novel series, the show features scene ruining child actors, particularly Chandler Riggs as 'Carl", and is followed by a pointless, self aggrandizing talk show 'Talking Dead' featuring b-list celebrities.

The Walking Dead
Rick Grimes: "Carl I need you to stay here; it's my job as your father."
Carl Grimes: "NO DAD, I CAN HELP!"
Rick Grimes: "No."
Carl Grimes: (pouty face)

by Pitt Revue November 14, 2013

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