unforche

Slang word for Unfortunately. Also a way for lazy people who mumble to shorten a long word with many sylables.

"Sorry i could'nt make it to the gang bang unforche i had a meeting."
"It's unforche that he is gay"
"Unforche he had school"

by K Money Dog March 22, 2007

Unfunny

unfunny is a thing that is not funny...

person: Omg this urban dickonarty post was unfunny

fish: that pun was unfunny kys

by Okgamerbro9001 May 27, 2018

unfunny

Kids in the Hall, a sketch comedy (and I use the term "comedy" loosely here) by some no-name flapping heads.

Kids in the Hall is as unfunny as it gets; placing a close second is Dave Foley himself.

by Matt December 27, 2004

unfuck

To express the desire to have not had sexual intercourse with some one.

I wish I could just unfuck you!

by jksearles.com May 29, 2003

unflushable

A steamer that can't or won't be dismissed into the abyss known as the u-bend, for 2 probable reasons:

1. The girth of said steamer is larger than that of said toilet, and the laws of dynamics render flushing useless.

2. The steamer causes pleasure for the recipient, who may become sentimentally attached, and refuse to flush.

This problem can usually be rectified with a pointy stick for both steamer and/or recipient.

Hey son, watch your fiber intake, you don't wanna know about the unflushable i had last week.

by Ollio November 10, 2008

unfuckable-up

Something that cannot be messed up, user-stupid, impossible to get wrong.

Kirby's new computer program is unfuckable-up. Even as much of a tech-tard as he is.

by Silverlock March 29, 2009

unfff

Scientifically proven sound a man makes when kicked in the testes.

Captain Falcon: FALCON... PUUUUNCH AT BALLS

Innocent bystander: OH SHI--UNFFF.

-Graphic Image-

by The Captain Falcon in example. September 27, 2010