Tuesday

The only day it is OK to be gay on

Jasmine: George, your acting really gay

George: It's Tuesday, isn't it?

by Gay on Tuesday November 26, 2016

Tuesdayitis

Where Tuesday, being the second working day of the week has drained your mind of all mental capacity.

I think I have Tuesdayitis, I can't think, and it's Tuesday.

by Professor Flagganon May 26, 2017

Tuesday

The most exhausting day on a work week. Tuesday is well away from the next weekend, and your "energy charge" is low because they all used up on monday. Most workers hate this day so much.

Ah, tuesday is here. I'm so sleepy right now.

by A dying goat August 22, 2017

tuesday

the time when most gay shit occurs on a 7-day week basis

1: hey today suck of cock maybe?
2: nah thats for tuesday my guy

by awdawdawdsdawsd October 30, 2017

Tuesday

Tuesday is a beautiful girl that will treat you right. She is hard to understand sometimes but you have to get to know her well enough to understand her. She can be really annoying and gets hurt easily. She has a great looking body and is thick. She has lots of friends but only cares about one friend

Guy: Dude I met this girl and she is such a Tuesday
2 Guy: Smash her then

by I am Anonymous 00 November 20, 2017

tuerk

a man who only eats yogurt and sips black tea regardless of location out of the same grateful dead mug every day of his life. Makes condescending remarks daily, and usually toward millennials

Tuerk ripped my booty hole on that exam, and then he called me out in front of the class.

by [e-mail] December 5, 2017

Tuekry

1. How dumbasses spell Turkey
2. My brother
3. A big ass rooster cock

My tuekry dix.

by Tuekry ass April 21, 2018