Teepee

When a girl sits on your face while covering your entire body with her dress like a teepee.

She teepeed me at the concert last night. Nobody knew what we were doing until the song was over and she was still moaning.

by teepeelover October 15, 2014

tree hugging liberal

A person who lives in a wooden house but who does not want you to live in a wooden house, and who does criminal acts to prevent more wooden houses from being built.

Morris is a tree hugging liberal who burns down wooden houses that are under construction.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

teepee

What is formed when get a woody while wearing boxer shorts. Similar to pitching a tent.

My wife walked into the bedroom with that "fuck me" look in her eyes. All of a sudden I had a teepee in my shorts.

by Crapholio August 24, 2005

Holiday Tree

Just another attempt of America trying to take out the Christian in Christmas. It's Christmas and yet they have people selling these so called "Holiday Tree's" to the people who are SUPOSEDLY not a believer in Christ. Why the fuck are people promoting the destruction of a Christian Holiday. If your not a believer in Christ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE?!?!?!?

Christian: Excuse me sir, why are these called Holiday Tree's and not Christmas Tree's?
Salesmen: Because the Government is trying not to offend people and changed the name of the tree.
Christian: For what? Those people don't celebrate Christmas! Fuck them! It's a Christmas Tree!
Non-Christian's: O_O

by Neezy December 28, 2005

Spunk Tree

trees that smell like sperm or hot sex(Bradford Pear Tree)

Whos junk is that? Did you have sex or something? oh wait its a Spunk Tree

by Chris Gazzero June 19, 2008

Tree Stump

One who has such an emensly huge "chode"(or short fat penis) that the cock is so short and fat that it could be mistaken for a tree stump.

"hey dude that girl over there wnats know how big your dig is, no joke." "Rilly?" Well it's about this long and this fat......."EWWW DUDE YOU HAVE FUCKIN' TREE STUMP?!?!?!!?"

by Max C May 5, 2005

Treece

To be incredible, amazing, dope, fly

Man, X-MEN 3 was totally treece.

by Noah Beck August 22, 2006