Crapholio's definitions

fandango

A bitch-ass great album by ZZ Topp from 1975. The first half of the album was recorded live in New Orleans.

Fandango was pure ZZ Topp, before they sold out to MTV in the early 80's.

by Crapholio July 21, 2005

animal beer

Different brands of cheap ass beer with pictures of different wild animals on their cans, eg: Schmidt, Buckhorn, and Rheinlander. I don't know if they even brew this shit any more.

All that animal beer last night gave me the beer shits.

by Crapholio September 5, 2005

Murder one

Another saying for first degree murder

Ted just got convicted of murder one, now he's going to ride the lighning.

by Crapholio September 1, 2005

anal holocaust

To dump a load so big that it forms a pyramid several inches above the toilet's water line, often has the consistency of cement fresh from the cement truck. Can also be molten lava that explodes from your asshole, spraying the underside of the toilet seat. The horrible smell causes paint to peel off the bathroom walls and all of the house plants to wilt.

That poor bastard who walked into men's room nearly asphyxiated from the horrific smell of my anal holocaust.

by crapholio August 21, 2005

local

San Diego--geographically situtated in the lowest southern-most part of Cali. Acronym for Lower California. Even further south than socal.

"socal is great, but I like to vacation in local because it gets me further away from nocal."

by Crapholio August 13, 2005

Rosie O'Fat

That annoying fat-ass slob dyke who used to have her own magazine and TV show, otherwise known as Rosie O'Donnell.

When Rosie O'Fat used to do stand up comedy on VH1 I wrote her a letter that said: "Rosie, eat a bag of shit, you suck."

by crapholio September 5, 2005

teepee

What is formed when get a woody while wearing boxer shorts. Similar to pitching a tent.

My wife walked into the bedroom with that "fuck me" look in her eyes. All of a sudden I had a teepee in my shorts.

by Crapholio August 24, 2005