Crapholio's definitions
Sorry ass wimp ass pathetic piece of crap. Man with a dead fish handshake who walks with his shoulders slumped and talks in a whiney voice, slightly feminized and very fearful of confrontation.
Bill: "There's Mike, moping around like lost his only friend. I can't believe how he rolls over every time Eddie steals his lunch money."
Jack: "What a sad sack of shit."
Jack: "What a sad sack of shit."
by Crapholio August 13, 2005
Get the sad sack of shitmug. My wife walked into the bedroom with that "fuck me" look in her eyes. All of a sudden I had a teepee in my shorts.
by Crapholio August 24, 2005
Get the teepeemug. That annoying fat-ass slob dyke who used to have her own magazine and TV show, otherwise known as Rosie O'Donnell.
When Rosie O'Fat used to do stand up comedy on VH1 I wrote her a letter that said: "Rosie, eat a bag of shit, you suck."
by crapholio September 5, 2005
Get the Rosie O'Fatmug. by Crapholio September 1, 2005
Get the Murder onemug. San Diego--geographically situtated in the lowest southern-most part of Cali. Acronym for Lower California. Even further south than socal.
by Crapholio August 13, 2005
Get the localmug. To dump a load so big that it forms a pyramid several inches above the toilet's water line, often has the consistency of cement fresh from the cement truck. Can also be molten lava that explodes from your asshole, spraying the underside of the toilet seat. The horrible smell causes paint to peel off the bathroom walls and all of the house plants to wilt.
That poor bastard who walked into men's room nearly asphyxiated from the horrific smell of my anal holocaust.
by crapholio August 21, 2005
Get the anal holocaustmug. A bitch-ass great album by ZZ Topp from 1975. The first half of the album was recorded live in New Orleans.
by Crapholio July 21, 2005
Get the fandangomug.