on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

Top-Step

To continue building a joke up until it breaks down and leaves an awkward silence. So named because it is not unlike reaching the top of a flight of stairs, then putting your foot out for another step and stumbling because there isn't one.

"Dude, she's so easy a caveman could do her."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."

by Nichtus May 9, 2013

Muppet Top

The crease in your belly that forms the mouth of a muppet.

Hi ho! Kermit the frog here! using your belly fat to create Muppet Top!

by Darger69 April 25, 2017

top buster

Someone described as the Top Buster is the person who overall busts the most nuts.

Corey is the Top Buster on the lacrosse team.

by ly1212boom June 6, 2023

grass top

When somebody builds a house in Minecraft out of dirt, and they leave it up for so long the dirt becomes a grass block again. Meaning the roof is a "grass top".

Jamal " Have you seen Emma? She's wearing all leather armor! "
Matt " Yeah, shes such a grass top! "

by ItsProxy June 17, 2019

party top

masculine guy who plays the role of "top" ( male who is in charge in a homosexual relation, the one who penetrates. usually but not always is a very masculine gay male, op: bottom) at sex parties.

we are having a sex party tonight. we are missing the party top. we are all bottoms.

by elninovaldes February 21, 2017

Top Slice

The finest tier available as compared to others, often used in finance to identity the financial instrument with the best pool of assets
The finest tier of models and performers as compared to others

That series AA fund is the Top Slice
That girl in the red dress is a Top Slice talent

by JoePlaya January 10, 2019