Texas Style Handjob

When one spanks the monkey or gets a handy in the reverse grip of your normal jerkoff session. (Your fingers face upward instead of down) also known as a TSH or TSM

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Kid A: I was late to school because my mom was giving me a Texas Style Handjob!
Kid B: That explains the hold up in the carpool lane

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Whenever I choke the chicken I like to go Texas Style because it feels better

by HeyCouldYouLendMeAHandyRealQui September 15, 2010

texas

where everything is bigger, including the egos.

"wow, look at how much the texas football team is overrated this year!"

by go nebraska February 11, 2004

Texas Wiggly Smack

The fine art of shaving your balls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your balls and then dragging them across the victims face.

The texas wiggly smack is best done while the victim is awake for maximum effect

by the baby puncher October 28, 2009

texas truck driver

When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.

Me and Benjamin were at a party and Tiffany took us into the back and gave us a texas truck driver.

by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010

texas pillow mint

the act of ejaculating on the pillow, following sex in another person's bed, and leaving it for them to find.

i left a nice texas pillow mint for teddy after hooking up with imma last night.

by hashcodes November 18, 2010

Texas Hot Dog

After accumulating enough 'mayo' to tightly fill a condom, a 'bloody steak' is pillaged. After cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. Place on bun and garnish with Pube-stard, shit-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.

Best served as a surprise dish

Hey Freddie! How was your day? Oh good, we just got in from Texas and made you a Texas Hot Dog. Enjoy!

by Polish Cupcakes March 3, 2011

texas snow cone

The act of cumming inside a large woman, then packing her vagina with crushed ice and eating it out.

If you’re ever a fan of snow balling try a texas snow cone. If you ask why a large woman, everything is bigger in Texas.

by demondogg December 16, 2012