Cum Thief

When a girl sneaks into your room at night and sucks all the cum outta you to strengthen her superpowers

Fuck! My balls are flat, I’ve been got by a cum thief!

by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024

Ole thief

A thief but in trini.

Wait nah... is my pen in your hand? Yuh blasted ole thief

by theyenvyci March 6, 2024

Midnight Thief

A man who’s sends a dm at 2 am in hopes of getting attention from a beautiful girl. The Midnight Thief never sleeps.

“Why are you awake at this hour, are you trying to be a Midnight Thief!!??”

by agent 0013 June 9, 2024

spaghetti thief

someone whom steals all the spaghetti noooo ts not tuff

oh jee is that the ‘spaghetti thief’

by MrDownTownUrban March 8, 2026

White Thief

A person who steals from another thief to return its belongings to it's rightful owner.

I do white thief heroics for a living.

by DeadRain August 28, 2025

Roof thief

A roof thief is an individual who steals the ceilings or roofs of buildings.

My daughter's house got attacked by a roof thief this morning.

by FutureElliotto December 28, 2025

Bone Thief

A Bone Thief is a small, yellow amphibian like creature that lives in The Backrooms. It has a long purple tounge that it uses to eat people with.

Man 1: Hey! Look at that little sucker!
Man 2: That's a bone thief, he has feelings too.

by Spork449 December 30, 2025