Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018

stranger

when u sit on your hand and wait until it gets numb , then masturbate.

Dave likes to give himself strangers

by mike May 13, 2005

Stranana

A delicious hybrid fruit stemming from the genetic makeup of Strawberries and Bananas. Its outward appearance is that of a regular Banana with a pinkish hue. When you peel back the skin, you are met with an ingenious blend that looks like a Strawberry but has the texture of a Banana and tastes like both. Made by crossing Strawberries, Bananas, and electricity, you'll have nothing short of an orgasm in your mouth when you try Strananas. SIDEFFECTS: You should stop eating strananas and seek medical attention if you experience any of the following: fever, itchy eyes, rash, upset stomach, flu like symptoms, shivers, blurred vision, perfuse sweating, diarrhea, nausea, indigestion, hearing loss (temporary or permanent), hallucinations, loss of one or many teeth, chronic nose bleeds, blindness, anal discharge, an erection lasting more than eight hours, numbness in extremities, loss of consciousness, heart failure, cardiac arrest, minor coma, narcolepsy, epilepsy, paranoia, slight to mild retardation, parkinsense disease, leukemia, brain tumors, liver failure, kidney failure, or sudden loss of life. NOTE: The FDA has not yet approved this product for use by any individuals other than those on death row.

"Dude, you can't eat that Stranana, you've got a heart condition!!"

by Bergalicious86 April 26, 2010

The Strange

Doing some wierd chick. Goth would be an example. Some chick with a nose chain. Possibly some dyed streaks in her hair. Tats etc.

I got some of the strange last night.

by nbaynews December 4, 2010

strange

odd, different to what you are usually used to seeing.

That berry looks strange to me.

by Leilani S June 1, 2005

scrannit

With a similar etymology to scratter, scrannit comes from the middle slanglish, scranwert, with a similar definition to the above.

However, the more correct usage is to employ the above to describe a female or females who at first glance appear to be highly presentable, but will then endeavour to give you a virulent sexual infection due to their scratter traits and slack flaps, honed by watching endless editions of Trisha and shagging the milkman.

This should not be confused with deceiver as the said scranit may still look attractive from a shorter distance, though may have tell-tale scratter markings.

In the West Midlands scran is also used for the same, but amusingly confusing northern speakers who maintain that they would still want to eat it.

It's all right from here, but you wouldn't want to go with it, it's a real scrannit

by Uncle Nobby January 1, 2009

Strange Tail

A chicks ass, a chick in general.

"You'r finaly 18, we need to get you some strange tail."

by One in 6,000,000,000 password January 17, 2010