No step on snek

A term commonly used by American Patriots to convey a warning to the opposition, both foreign and domestic, to tread carefully.

Jerry: I am going to go take your personal property away.
Sam: NO STEP ON SNEK!!!!
Jerry: Oh sh*t. Sam wasnt kidding about protecting his stuff.

by Whiskey Slough Q July 29, 2018

lego step

Making something more difficult than it already is.

"Why are you trying to Lego step your way through these tax-returns?"

by DannyTheStreet February 8, 2014

Did someone step on a duck?

This is something that you say when someone passes gas audibly. It refers to the similarity of a farting sound to the quacking sound made by a duck.

In some cases, this expression is used by the farter to comically deflect the embarassment. In other cases, it is used by a bystander to comically point out the fart to the general public.

What is that smell? Did someone step on a duck?

by GangerDay July 27, 2010

No step on snek

The definition used by the most patriotic humans on God's green Earth. NSOS can refer to any human both foreign and domestic that has a problem with having their God given rights stripped from them. However, is most recognized in the U.S.A. NSOS is derived from the "Don't tread on me" Gadsden flag: a yellow colored flag with a snake in the center- clearly meaning there are consequences when attempting to overtake or overthrow another human being, entity, company, or alike.
See: Claymore Roomba
See: Fuck around and find out

Scumbag 1- "Hey, let's go rob that fool's house.
Scumbag 2-"I wouldn't do that. There's a No Step On Snek flag hanging from his roof."
Scumbag 1- "It's a kid-drawing of a poorly drawn snake and grass. I'm going without you."
*Scumbag 1 has left the chat and reduced to pink mist due to being claymore roomba'd*
Scumbag 2- "Guess he fucked around and found out."

by That Grilled Cheese American September 20, 2020

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

naughty step

A small seating area low to the ground, normally at the bottom of the stairs, where an individual must sit after he/she has conducted an inappropriate act or has been offensive in any other way.

1. "If you hit mummy in the eye again I'll put you on the naughty step!"

2. Michael got caught steeling from the cookie jar, so grandpa Joe had no other choice but to put him on the naughty step for the third time of the day.

by Kazzlid June 18, 2009

richmond crab apple quick step

A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.

Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step

by skrill monkey March 30, 2007