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" Stop. Do something with your life. Stop trying to find these " ohh haha look how bored you are xdxd " easter eggs. Get. A. Life.
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Get the © 1999-2022 Urban Dictionary ® ads help bugs dmca privacy terms of service data subject request accessibility statement mug.State Farm -noun: A band of fascist liars who use guerrilla tactics in order to do absolutely nothing, with the exception of fucking all of their clients, while still making millions of dollars every year.
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-Synonym: Aaron Burr, Al-Qaida, asshole, enron, Hitler, liar, nazi, north korea, pedophile, politician, rapist, scientology, terrorist, thief, totalitarian.
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"Fuck State Farm Insurance!"
"Why?"
"Because I thought this war was over, but apparently its not because on the contrary to our rental car agreement state farm backed out of paying for 42 days of rental car use. Due to an accounting error by state farm and a billing error by enterprise auto insurance no one noticed until today that I owe over $900 to enterprise car rental. At this point all I can do is laugh. I have never heard of someone getting fucked so badly with auto insurance claim until now. My car was just paid off last week although it has been totaled since October 7, 2006! Tell your friends and tell your family FUCK STATE FARM auto insurance! I hope that fucking company goes bankrupt and all of its employees get laid off. Especially all of the ones who took part in processing my claim, their fates are destine to be filled with nothing but torture and suffering. Karma is a bitch and everyone single one of those mother-fuckers is going down!"
"Why?"
"Because I thought this war was over, but apparently its not because on the contrary to our rental car agreement state farm backed out of paying for 42 days of rental car use. Due to an accounting error by state farm and a billing error by enterprise auto insurance no one noticed until today that I owe over $900 to enterprise car rental. At this point all I can do is laugh. I have never heard of someone getting fucked so badly with auto insurance claim until now. My car was just paid off last week although it has been totaled since October 7, 2006! Tell your friends and tell your family FUCK STATE FARM auto insurance! I hope that fucking company goes bankrupt and all of its employees get laid off. Especially all of the ones who took part in processing my claim, their fates are destine to be filled with nothing but torture and suffering. Karma is a bitch and everyone single one of those mother-fuckers is going down!"
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State of Mind, (n), 2 definition:
1. The status of ones consciousness, as in their perception of the outside world, their perception of their own intuition, and the function of their brain.
2. A hectic NZ Drum n' Bass duo, consisting of Patrick Hawkins and Stuart Maxwell.
1. The status of ones consciousness, as in their perception of the outside world, their perception of their own intuition, and the function of their brain.
2. A hectic NZ Drum n' Bass duo, consisting of Patrick Hawkins and Stuart Maxwell.
1. (Carl Sagan while trying to work out the best trajectory for NASA to use to reach Venus) This marijuana really changes my state of mind, everything is great, and I feel really imaginative, but I cbs doing math I wanna watch sponge-bob (Yes, Carl Sagan used the good stuff).
2. Ohh yeah vlad, State of Mind's Sun King is the best track ever, too bad here in Australia they all listen to Hard Style!
2. Ohh yeah vlad, State of Mind's Sun King is the best track ever, too bad here in Australia they all listen to Hard Style!
by Su Doh Nim August 19, 2009
Get the state of mind mug.The blue states (the west coast and northeast/upper midwest), which are anything but United with the red states of Jesuslandia.
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Get the Bluenited States mug.by Carl Willis August 26, 2004
Get the state pen mug.When taking any frowned upon action to a new and disgustingly horrible level that is much worse than it usualy is, because of added acts of being an asshole.
*Regular Douche Move*-Haha i kicked Jim in the nuts
*Supervillain Status Douche Move*-Haha after doing Jim's girlfriend, and then tossing his puppy over a bridge, I kicked him in the nuts.
*Supervillain Status Douche Move*-Haha after doing Jim's girlfriend, and then tossing his puppy over a bridge, I kicked him in the nuts.
by Sportinecronoob August 16, 2010
Get the Supervillain Status mug.Traveling the long, scenic route to simultaneous orgasms, taking place between two best friends, one male and one female; one of the two people must be in a relationship with another person. CAUTION: Obey the speed limit of 25 MPH or you will end up in POUNDTOWN. To summarize sensation station, it is romantic/passionate sex between two people who are not a couple.
I was taken to sensation station by Scott last night, and it was MIND BLOWING....so much more of an enjoyable trip than last time, when Anthony took me to poundtown with his captain longdong.
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