shark attack

Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated

Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever

by Jmart25 May 26, 2009

Sharkeisha

The next echelon of striking punches, followed by the popular Falcon Punch.

Sharkeisha Punch has a far sinister etiology, in that victims of the punch have their souls separated from their body.

Salvation never comes even after death, as their soul is forever bound in purgatory with other victims (Morris, D., Craddock, M. 1996. Journal of African American Mythology. 15:3, 442-498)

"Damn.... How that girl gonna get sharkeisha'd so close to Christmas..."

"The latest sharkeisha victim was pretty sexy, wonder if she will put out more now that her self esteem is literally below zero."

by Dr. Tyronetrius Washington MD December 1, 2013

Shark Week relationship

A relationship that lasts approximately 1 week, and revolves around shark week, as this is perhaps the only thing these two people have in common. The two were brought together by their love of shark week, spent shark week together in a shark induced state of bliss, but then realized there relationship was doomed to fail when sharks were no longer a large part of their life together.

Kate and Audi had a fulfilling one week relationship, which consisted of watching shark week, making shark based puns, and posting shark themed posts on facebook. Yet when shark week ended there was a deafening silence on either side, as neither knew what, if anything, could fill the void that shark week had left. It was definitely a Shark Week Relationship.

by AUDINASH August 30, 2011

sarkessianesque

(adjective) deceptive, misrepresented or fraudulent within the field of feminist theory, discourse or on-line activity. synonyms: deceit, graft, hoax, misrepresentation, scam, artifice, barratry, chicane, chicanery, craft, double-dealing, dupery, flimflam, guile, hocus-pocus, hustle, sham, spuriousness, string, bamboozlement, fourberie, hanky-panky, hoodwinking, song and dance, ear-ring model.

Coined from the activity of Anita Sarkeesion, a one time minor celebrity in the field of gaming and entrepreneurship, based upon asking for money and failing to produce the goods. Was last seen on flight to Panama City April circa 2014.

The analysis of Rape Culture, which failed to address prison rape, was noted for it's sarkessianesque rendering of a false reality that erased males and favoured only the female in any and all environments.

A) Hey! You took my car without consent.
B) So What I was having as sarkessianesque moment, so stop oppressing me with your patriarchal attitudes towards property.

She sat smiling, with a decidedly sarkessianesque grin, as she counted her ill gotten gains.

by TickleyQuill March 19, 2014

mud shark

nasty white girl who ONLY likes traitorous black men

by tboy April 2, 2003

Shark gang

The kings of MCC and threaten to rape your teddy bear. They are just a bunch of “lit cunts”

Darcy Thomas is the leader of shark gang

by Succ your nan March 14, 2018

sparknotes

mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read in little paragrpahs for every chapter (or act, if its a play), you can rerad the enitre book in less than half hour, get the idea of what it's about, pass the test, and not waste time actually reading the book.
also offers study guides for other subjects, such as math, history, science, etc.

Oh shit. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!

by SexyLexie May 24, 2007