Double-Simon

When your name is simon and you had had sex with the same girl as another simon

"if i also have sex with her, then we would have a Double-Simon"

by upcoming_popstjerne September 6, 2017

Southernly simon

A clothing brand based in Florida that sells all inclusive apparel, they have the motto “do it because you can” and they were founded in 2022. They release clothing in collections and they are working towards opening up discussions for awareness and advocacy

Person #1: Did you see the CEO Byron Simon’s new post? Southernly Simon just released a new collection

Person #2: Of course I did I already ordered the hoodies and candles

by Southernlysimonapparel August 16, 2023

Simon the Digger

Simon the Digger is the main character of the 2007 anime Gurren Lagann/Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. He pilots mechs such as Lagann, Gurren Lagann, Arc-Gurren Lagann, Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann to kick the Anti-Spiral's 11th dimensional ass by tossing universes at him. He is very badass and uses a bigass drill that will pierce the Heavens. 10/10 show, watch it.

Person 1: Simon the Digger and Gurren Lagann are mid as hell.
Person 2: GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER!
Person 1: *Obliterated from existence for horrendous take*

by SimonTheDigger! October 7, 2025

Simon

Simon is a person you will never forget. They were they guy that would always break something of yours, steal something of yours and just generally be the most annoying person you will ever meet. Though they mean no harm, you will remember a Simon for the rest of your life. As for appearance, you can never tell if their hair is red or brown, they will also always want it very short. Simons are very skinny with a slightly larger, more oval head. Simons have the energy level as a 100 cups of coffee and have the same vibe as the "A KNIFE!" "NO!" vine kid.

"damm that guy is so energetis, yet full of chaos."
" he reminds me of simon"

by Iputmyfriendsnameonhere November 25, 2021

Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

When both parties are feuding over a game that isn't important, yet both parties are screaming at each other because they are blaming the other person. In the shitty game, they are unable to understand when it's their fault, leading to them taking a massive shit and having a aneurysm and dying.

Damn yall niggas needa chill yall boutta have a Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

by BigBlackAssNigga May 9, 2025

Simon Robinson

Simon is an amazing person and is friends with anyone. He is very funny but can be sometimes annoying. If you meet a Simon Robinson make sure to be friends with him and he will always have your back. Anytime, anywhere. He also is often sad and lonely but his friends are always making him happy

Wow! Is that Simon Robinson? He is so cool!

by TheGreatNan November 7, 2019

Simon

A name for a guy who thinks he’s more beautiful than he actually is and likes to show it off.

“Have you seen this new boy with all these filters on TiKTok yet?”
“Yeah, he’s such a Simon.”

by simonneb December 2, 2022