broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.

"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."

by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008

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Hippie Shower

To bath in the rain

As she walked home, she was caught in a hippie shower.

by Yuuki Rin Morra November 24, 2010

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Shower Cum

When you jizz in the shower and it gets all stringy and weird

Robbie: why does shower cum happen?
Charles: hell if I know

by HTW92565 March 20, 2016

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Pork shower

Noun: when 2 or more dudes drop their junk onto ones face

that hoes definitly down for a pork shower!

by Danceswithdorks April 5, 2015

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Shower Curtain

The act of running the shower to mask the sound of a shit.

It was taco night, and Amy had friends over, so when she paid a trip to the restroom she used a shower curtain.

by Nopolitician November 17, 2013

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instant shower

also spray-on shower; choosing to use only a spray of deoderant as opposed to a full shower.

"Katie just texted me asking if I could come over and drill her before work," Tom said. "But I can't really be bothered having a wash. I think I'll just go an instant shower since I always come home covered in oil when I'm with her anyway."

by mrschlaps October 14, 2009

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