Full Satchel

The act of going balls out, no holds barred, to the max. Whether you're hitting something, driving, racing, or fucking, if you go full satchel you're doing it right.

Matt: My truck is pretty loud, especially when I'm going full satchel down 79.

David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!

Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.

by CRAWFORDx96 April 6, 2017

Cum satchel

A loose womans vagina

Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel

by themellonchef February 7, 2018

Semen Saturday

The act of catching your nut and making the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead as if you were a priest on Ash Wednesday

Deborah was very religious, and missed church that week so she told Kyle, “That was some great sex, but did you remember to give me the Semen Saturday?”

by RevoBeast December 4, 2019

COD Satchel

A COD Satchel is at the top of the food chain when it comes to the ultimate douche, supreme asshole, capt. dickhead, etc., etc. Someone you look at with great disdain and is always willing to step on people for self promotion.

“Sully only thinks of himself and is always screwing someone over, he’s such a COD Satchel bro!”

by Donnie Basco September 15, 2020

gashu satou

ugly mustache man from yttd

person A: wow gashu satou is so ugly
person B: i agree

by joefan86 July 9, 2021

Queen sativa

Opposite of mattress weed

She needs some queen sativa to get that ass moving

by Tonythetiler July 24, 2021

Green Apple Satanists

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.

Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born

by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017