Hulk Smash!!!

When one (a man) has not been able to lay his salty foundations upon a lady for a lengthy period of time thus making his sack very large, resembling one green angry monster, the Hulk. When he eventually manages to release the beast upon a lady he smashes her all over the place, thus like the Hulk, hence the phrase 'Hulk Smash!!!'

Hulk Smash!!! = Releasing the beast within

Phil- 'How did it go last night?
Daz- ' Mate its been so long I just went wild and Hulk Smashed her all over the place'
Phil- 'Good lad!!!'

by Phil Ireland July 28, 2008

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Smash Hits

A british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls and men with Boyband fetishs/addictions. Features 'hot pictures and gossip' about all the boybands. sometimes contains free gifts (gay porn/condoms with westlife on it/laminated poster.

Liam:I have to renew my subscription to smash hits!
Graham:Quick to the newsagents!
David:Today there's a pull out picture of Shane Warne

by Eisel Dier April 01, 2007

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smash or pass

Smash as to have sexual orientation with one or to ram that shit. To pass to basically to say hell nah.

Yo this girl wanted to know if I’d smash or pass. I said hell you smash

by DefineDISS December 14, 2017

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turd smash

1. a hilarious item to order at fast food restaurants either from drive-thru or front counter. (commonly ordered by the can)

2. an insult

uh, yeah... I'd like 3 cans of turd smash

man, you're such a turd smash

by Brandon Sisk May 13, 2005

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Smashed Abo

When a man lays a large stool pipe, then uses a didgeridoo to soften the stool into a paste like substance. He then paints indigenous symbols onto the woman’s face with the paste. He then beats her mercifully.

Hey is Stacey coming to work today?

No she’s not in. Apparently last night she got the smashed abo

by Purplemonkeydishwasher11 September 03, 2019

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