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Ryan’s Chode

Young hairy Irish Code. At least 30 inches wide and a maximum of 2 inches long. Wrapped with filthy foreskin. Never meant to be used.
What is that thing?! It looks like Ryan’s Chode! Yuck!
by Jeremy Wegner May 3, 2023
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Ryan Sheckler

The world's youngest pro-skater who has a pro shoe, who became pro at age 13. Ryan Sheckler was born in San Clemente, California (Where I live =P), a city in the southernmost part of Orange County.

This kid is also a complete asshole, faggot, and pussy. He bitches about having a hard, stressful life when he has what he needs to live without working anymore at all. 95% Everyone at my school (San Clemente High School) hates him. No one in the world knows who he really is, yet half of all girls in the world want to marry him. The example below is true.
"Dude, Ryan Sheckler got in a fight today"

"It wasn't really a fight, he got punched in the face, then ran home crying"
by Jake Groeschel May 15, 2008
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dirty ryan

When you get on top of your bitch and shit out a tiny bit to your turd is about halfway out your bumbcrack and you draw on her stomach using your turd as a crayon. A close cousin to the cleveland steamer.
"Hey dude....how was sex last night?"
"Man she loved it, no chick can resist the dirty ryan!"
by BigPoppaChump April 29, 2006
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Dirty ryan

A sexy aussie with a body blessed by eminem the snail lord he never gets tired and he want sex in so many ways if you are with him you shall be blessed as his seaman are the offspring of amazingness he creates the kind of orgasm that would make your legs shake
I have just been blessed by a dirty ryan
by Sluttyfireman May 28, 2020
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ryan

a really really great guy who can be SERIOUSLY cocky at times. he has great friends and a kick ass personality, but screws girls over a lot and leaves their hearts in the dust. a lot of girls never get over ryans. they have something about them. ryans play soccer, and have gorgeous green eyes, but their pupils are really big so you cant see them. ryan doesn't know how much he hurts people, but doesnt seem to see it. he also takes chinese. seems like he's never gotten hurt. needs a great girlfriend so he can learn to stop hooking up then leaving girls aching for him. ryan is one of my best friends and im really glad i know him. im also glad he hasnt screwed me over ;) id tell you to waste your time on this guy, because he's definitely worth fighting for.
tim: hey, whos that guy talking that girl up in chinese while juggling

ron: dude. thats ryan. where have you been?

tim: i wish i could roll like him man!
by irish for life March 8, 2010
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Ryan Heath

Satan incarnate. loves to frequently ask"are we okay" hounds horn players on tuning
better be in tune or ryan heath will ask if we are okay
by MAlyMan August 14, 2016
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Ryan

A cute guy. Always there for you, fun to talk to, and you can never get enough. Usually Ryan's are athletic and get all the ladies. Blonde Ryan's are the best! In conclusion a Ryan is amazing
by Litttttt March 6, 2017
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