Crown Russe Vodka

An extremely cheap and popular vodka. One handle goes for roughly $9-12 and tastes awful, but after a few shots, it doesn't matter. Good to mix in drinks and get drunk fast.

A choice among college students on a budget.

"Get me a handle of Crown Russe Vodka... I don't need to break the bank to get trashed tonight."

by kmeister December 13, 2008

rusty door hinge fart

A long,protracted fart that sounds like a squeaky door in a haunted house

That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

Rush week

the period of time when a frat or sorority tries to get you to pledge.

Nice it's rush week. Lets get drunk.

by valoem February 7, 2005

Dirty Russian

pissing in a chicks mouth. Technically impossible with an erection, so it's a common punishment for bad head.

she didn't know how to suck cock. in fact, she was so bad i lost my boner. so i gave her a dirty russin and kicked her out of the car.

by Anti January 17, 2005

Russelling

Behavior that simulates actual work, while, in reality, not performing work at all

Programming emails in the morning to be sent out at various times during the day while spending the rest of the day at the bar drinking Margaritas.

What are you doing today Joe?
I am Russelling!

by Russeller January 7, 2013

Russell Wilson

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.

Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

dumper rusher

A dumper rusher is a someone who attempts to pursue anal sex the first time they have sex with someone.

OMG...we were having some really hot sex in the shower after our date and then he tried to do me in my backdoor. Watch out for him, he's a dumper rusher.

by Captain Underpants III January 6, 2011