To have an extremely small penis.
by Master of none January 25, 2017
Get the Randy Diazmug. 14 Times World Champion
Was in The Authority and Evolution
Is a Grand Slam Champion
Buried The Fiend ... twice
Was in The Authority and Evolution
Is a Grand Slam Champion
Buried The Fiend ... twice
by imdumblmao June 30, 2021
Get the Randy Ortonmug. by So__Real September 9, 2020
Get the randy cummingsmug. A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).
Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
Get the Randy Newmanmug. When you put an over grilled hotdog in a girls asshole, give her a Mountain Dew enema, blow it back out, and eat it on a bun With barbecue sauce.
by Egg lover 36 August 29, 2022
Get the White Randymug. BEAUTIFUL, SWEET, LOVING, CARING, WOMAN! People often misjudge her by saying she's a "whore" or "slut" or "hoe"... This is 110% NOT true...
Although she does have the most amazingly beautiful body and BUTT anyone has ever seen on a white woman, she is NOT and FAR FROM A WHORE...
RANDI LYNN is far from those awful, horrible things that people like to spread rumors... obviously, because they are often jealous and hate how much they wish they could either be like Randi or be with Randi or be her friend...
When she gets close to someone and let's her guard down, she always seems to get hurt by the people she loves and cares about...
Unlike most, Randi doesn't keep grudges and gives most people the benefit of the doubt. Which is sometimes the best and the worst trait about her...
If you come across this kind/type of Randi, just know how lucky you are and not to take it for granted. She's a one of a kind sweetheart and gives her life to the people she loves and cares about. Leading to people taking advantage of her.
Love and cherish this wonderful woman. Bit of advice, don't let her go... she's a hard one to catch. ✌👍🤟👏🙏🤝🕺
Although she does have the most amazingly beautiful body and BUTT anyone has ever seen on a white woman, she is NOT and FAR FROM A WHORE...
RANDI LYNN is far from those awful, horrible things that people like to spread rumors... obviously, because they are often jealous and hate how much they wish they could either be like Randi or be with Randi or be her friend...
When she gets close to someone and let's her guard down, she always seems to get hurt by the people she loves and cares about...
Unlike most, Randi doesn't keep grudges and gives most people the benefit of the doubt. Which is sometimes the best and the worst trait about her...
If you come across this kind/type of Randi, just know how lucky you are and not to take it for granted. She's a one of a kind sweetheart and gives her life to the people she loves and cares about. Leading to people taking advantage of her.
Love and cherish this wonderful woman. Bit of advice, don't let her go... she's a hard one to catch. ✌👍🤟👏🙏🤝🕺
WHOS THAT GORGEOUS LADY WITH THE MOST AMAZING SMILE AND EYES IVE EVER SEEN?
OOOOHH... THATS RANDI AKA RANDI LYNN AKA RANDI E.
OOOOHH... THATS RANDI AKA RANDI LYNN AKA RANDI E.
by SweetAsCandy123 March 25, 2022
Get the Randi AKA Randi Lynn AKA Randi E.mug. "Randy" a word typically used by an r6 player you will especially hear it from litteral unknown individuals that are hard stuck in platinum 3
Oh your only silver what a RANDY
by Jaxin j September 6, 2021
Get the Randymug.