polly wanna cracker

when a man protrudes his penis into the ear of a female creating an ear drum orgasm

during ear sex climax: polly wanna cracker baby!

by applesauce124 December 31, 2010

Pollock

The gingerification of a man esp. beard and facial hair. The unescapeable autumn twinge on a gentlemans minge who is suffering from a "pollock"

Awwwww whit man, you've got a pure Pollock, haw haw!

by Lionel Blair April 23, 2009

polliwog

a clit that is near sized to be a talliwacker. also, you might catch warts from it

blimey, thats a talliwacker if i ever seen one!

nah, almost, its Diane's polliwog.

by bipolar bare March 3, 2009

Polly Pocket

A crunchy friend that will never pay you back.

Stephanie a such a polly pocket. She is never going to give you that 70$ she owes you.

by Schmisterr crunch November 3, 2017

Polly Positive

When someone is in a terrible mood and everything that comes out of their mouth is either rude or they just can't stop bitching about who knows what.

Person 1: Man, I didn't have fun at your friend's house....the music was too loud, it was too crowded, the people were so annoying, it was messy, the bathroom smelt like poop, and i'm hungry.
Person 2: Okay, Polly Positive, did you want to turn the car around and take you back, since you seem to have had such a great time.

by SebastionATX April 27, 2006

eye pollution

1. A specific hentai-type picture containing Quatre and Trowa and that is repeatedly brought up in conversation as a random laugh generator and/or relapse of the time when eye pollution was viewed by speaker.

Person 1: And so she kept saying out of BOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS!
Person 2: EYE POLLUTION! RELAPSE! AUGH! *splooching sound as Person 2 gouges out own eyes*

by Blizzleair July 14, 2003

Jackson Pollock

1. n. An artist whose style is characterized by his method of throwing paint at a canvas in a seemingly random manner.; 2. v. to ejaculate forcefully on the face of another.

Though I do not appreciate the formless methods he employs, Jackson Pollock is exceptionally creative in his methods.

Dude, I totally jackson pollocked jenny last night.

by Gerald McFannigan. January 27, 2009