dirty pirate whore mouth

A derogatory phrase that implies the subject has an unclean oral orifice and uses said unclean orifice to perform oral acts with persons who may commit or have committed illegal acts or violence at sea.

"You shut your dirty pirate whore mouth! Yea, I said it."

by Facetious Lady October 20, 2008

gook pirate

Are non-existent because Asians cant grow facial hair.

Billdo: "Dude i swear i saw a gook pirate today!!"

Steve: -head slap- "Everyone knows Asians cant grow facial hair!!"

by skinface73 March 28, 2010

Ear Pirate

n. one who pirates conversations by earjacking

"Be quiet, I think there is an Ear Pirate nearby."

by Sven (Justin) September 6, 2006

Pirate Surprise

During anal sex with girl friend the man spits on her back so she thinks he jizzed and when she turns around he jizzes on her face and she makes a pirate sneer.

Hey, mom its a pirate surprise!

by Geoff March 14, 2003

protein surprise

when u tell a chick that ur not gonna cum in her but u do anyway casue its funny

hey, i promise not to sum in ur fun hole, and i won't leave u a protein surprise.

by jack package December 6, 2007

Salty Pirate

The Process in which a male cums into the eye of someone then kicks them bloody hard in the shin so they jump on one leg covering one eye shouting "Y'arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!"

"Shut it woman or i'll give you a salty pirate to think about!"

by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron September 5, 2005

One Eyed Pirate

When you blast a girl in the eye and then kick her. Why this is attractive to anyone is beyond reason. Often results in being shot by the receiver.

A: Baby did you like that one eyed pirate aww yeah
B: I'll stab out your fucking kidneys

by Bainemo August 16, 2004