The nomenclature given to the demonic spawn slithering through the vas deferens of time and space. Recoiling at the sacred light, these bundty beasts reign down like blood from an altar in the sky, striking fear into the innocent! With briney claw, a Luke Palmer will scratch a soul from its unlucky possessor, spread mayonnaise over it and engulf it with a flaming maw more ravaging than George Clooneys good looks. Said to only be smitten with the lost trident of Poseiden, Luke Palmers continue to soil the earth with rigorous beastiality and over indulgence in the petty whims of man.
If you don't eat your vegetables the Luke Palmer will skin the Bogey Man alive and then come to defecate on your soul.
by TheBowieBunker June 19, 2010
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He's done some good work and been with the company for 30 years, but the last few years he's been a Potted Palm.
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the opposite of a cougar, a young woman who likes older men. These women may like men way out of their leagues, but not in the sense of appearance or social stand, but because the men they are interested in are 20+ years older than her and may already have a wife and kids.
In the movie "Juno", Olivia Thirlby, Juno's best friend is portrayed as a palmtree, she is always hitting on teachers.
by tPooMAhW(anda) October 4, 2010
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the action in which you sexually rub your friends' or lovers' or (man) whores' upper arm and inner thigh with the up and downward motion of the palm, and a face that says hey i'm a rapist, let's get it on, causing discomfort.
the action in which you sexually rub your friends' or lovers' or (man) whores' upper arm and inner thigh with the up and downward motion of the palm, and a face that says hey i'm a rapist, let's get it on, causing discomfort.
girl: so .. (rubs palm against friend) how's everything going?
boy: uhmmm...uuuuuugh..n-n-nothingg .. * friend pops up.
OR
girl 1: i know lets play a game.. hehehhe, PALM JOBS.
girl 2: ooooooooooh no ..ufdhfjafdssaldjakhdkhusahdjsha scared.
girl 1: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA
* a friendly act ^
boy: uhmmm...uuuuuugh..n-n-nothingg .. * friend pops up.
OR
girl 1: i know lets play a game.. hehehhe, PALM JOBS.
girl 2: ooooooooooh no ..ufdhfjafdssaldjakhdkhusahdjsha scared.
girl 1: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA
* a friendly act ^
by booooombooooomboooooom December 8, 2009
Get the palm job mug.a small ass town in mass where nobody seems to hear about and where many many many people smoke pot. its very boring there is nothing to do not even crime there. there is a "gang" LTB but there just fags who like to ride a bike (no not like a ninja a bike..) they dont even do shit.
me: palmer is fucking stupid and boring
you: ya i know its horrible id rather live in a shithole sometimes...
me: well at least thered be something going on.
you: ya i know its horrible id rather live in a shithole sometimes...
me: well at least thered be something going on.
by gffghgfshfghfh October 15, 2009
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Dan: "Dude! I masterbated with her last night too!"
Dan: "Dude! I masterbated with her last night too!"
by Honey Bananas August 19, 2009
Get the palmela anderson mug.Male: Let me give you a palm job.
Female: What's that?
Male: It's when I push my palm on your clit while fingering you.
Female: Ok, can you make me cum.
Male: Yup.
Female: Do it.
Female: What's that?
Male: It's when I push my palm on your clit while fingering you.
Female: Ok, can you make me cum.
Male: Yup.
Female: Do it.
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