Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

benadryl cabbage patch

another name for Benedict Cumberbatch

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange

by notspiderman December 9, 2016

patti show

Patti show is defined as the act of expressing oneself by describing events or self praising ...infront of thier friends to make them look in a higher position...

Eg: Hey look he is showing ...his Patti show again..

by Saketx September 14, 2020

The Raspberry Pattern

The Raspberry Pattern is the shape of your lips when you blow a raspberry, the rapid vibration of this organ causes a noise similar to that of a fart as it is passed through the anus.

David "Man, you made one hellova fart there Donny!"
Donny "Yeh, that was The Raspberry Pattern Dave"

by DaveTito March 19, 2011

Patricia

Shes an amazing friend!She puts others first and doesn't put herself first.People who don't like her are missing out and losing the opportunity to have an amazing friend.Shes veryyyy loyal and always has your back.You can trust her and if you need someone to talk to you always have Patricia to talk to.She has rough times in life and only turns to her real loyal friends.Never doubt a Patricia.Shes a great friend.Your lucky if a Patricia allows you to hang out with you.If your being fake to her she will cut you off in a heart beat.She has the best laugh and is beautifulllllll.

Jamie:"Look at Patricia!She just cut off Riley!"
Stacey:"ik!She cut her off in a heart beat!"

by Lili Lena January 7, 2019

tea patsies

people who mindlessly believe the kooky stuff the right wing dispenses.

The tea patsies believe the President is not a U.S. citizen.

by mbullock January 18, 2011

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015