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brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.
Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!
by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023
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Teeth

A myth made up by the feds so that they can make money off of toothpaste
by 1/10 Dentists June 30, 2023
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moxxies teeth

The most british corn looking teeth in the world. If you see these teeth, you gotta RUN. Also if you manage to brush them you get 5 wishes from moxxie.
Nicky's finger likes getting bit by moxxies teeth
by ChrimaTree December 27, 2023
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 7, 2025
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corpse teeth

The coloring effect on your teeth from drinking red wine.
TIme to go brush those wine stains off, I have corpse teeth.
by StephJamz February 18, 2015
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Teeth-To-Nuts

To be render something completely useless.
Timmy pulled a Teeth-To-Nuts move by putting diesel in the gas engine.
by _trey_aka_becky_ February 5, 2023
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Golden Teeth

Also called Mariam. An amazing and beautyful girl. She has got such beautyful eyes and pretty face that can only make u happy. Her sweetness is hidden under a layer of shyness. She makes u love her only by showing her smile. When she hugs u, you can only feel grateful with the life bc she is the cutest girl in the world. Very clever and stylish, she knows about every film made in the late 80´s and can sing every grunge song on the radio. She has got an huge an thicc booty and sexy boobs with a golden tan that covers her pure golden heart, like her tooth made of gold that illuminates the darkest corners in my life. She does very good chupaditas. She is amazing and very posser, you can´t describe her with words without crying. 10/10.
Joel: Hey, do you want to masturbate in my corridor?
Pablo: Sorry Joel, I love golden teeth, maybe next Tuesday.
by Eulalito May 13, 2018
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