noobfest

A room full of noobs. To be in a game full of Noobs.
Fucking Noobs sticking together as a pack.

Pro: "Wow its a noobfest in here."
NooB: "Shutup I know i fucking suck at the game."

by spedd0gg November 16, 2005

noodling around

the act of doing things for no purpose other than entertaining yourself and/or others

We had big plans for that day, but we ended up just noodling around and setting fire to little children. It was the best day of my life.

by simosezso January 20, 2007

Noose

Noose a device that is used to kill yourself wih Jake Paul along with his brother Logan Paul and their fans were the reason this is popular again

Wow Jake Paul is such a cunt he should use the noose

by NooseLord August 20, 2017

Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:

-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal

And many more

Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:

Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!

*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.

by cinnabellex3 April 24, 2012

Negro Noodle

The penis of a black male. Used mostly by YouTube prankster "OwnagePranks" with his Asian impersonation voice "Buk Lau."

Wut da hewll yu say tu me? I kiwll yu wit da negro noodle i shove up yo ayaass!

by Dick van Shit-Ass Fuckanigga April 18, 2013

noobageddon

a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness

1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!

by Arrow January 10, 2005

Noodle legs

After you have sex, you are done so good that you try to walk and your legs are untrustworthy. Your legs buckle and fail to hold up your body, or at least it feels that way.

Baby, I had noodle legs so bad I had to crawl to the bathroom.
That girl did me so good, I had noodle legs all night.

by super_genius October 9, 2013