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mayonnaise sandwich

The sexual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejactulation, releases his semen between her butt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.
That bitch didn't want me to cum on her face, so I gave her a mayonnaise sandwich
by JJJ December 19, 2004
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Mayonnaise

Drunk, drugged or otherwise inebreated.
Did you see how Joe was stumbling all over the place, he is totally mayonnaise.
by edisonbattery June 14, 2016
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mason

The most bitch ass kid you will ever meet. He's a fucking prick and puts his dick in anything that moves. He also vapes a lot and tries to fuck girls in any place possible... even an elevator. He may be awful but he still gets the most pussy out of all of his friends and no one understands why. oh and he's a shitty soundcloud rapper.
"Ben totally pulled a mason this weekend and disrespected 6 women at once while he vaped phat O's and released his new sound cloud track"
by bichass33 June 13, 2017
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panty mayonaisse

Definition is obvious, however it is useful to expand your vocabulary and use other words for this condition.
Julie just made a fresh sample of panty mayonaisse for the pant sniffers.
by L_Z February 2, 2005
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mayonaise

the white part on white wall tires. and mustard is the yellow stripe on vogue tires
man he got dat mayonaise on da lac
by dj July 7, 2005
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Mayonnaise Ma'am

Noun. A woman with a skinny ass that has no shape. "Mayonnaise" is a slur for "man ass."
You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.
by Carl Stawicki August 8, 2008
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mason

mason is the funniest ,kindest person you would ever meet. mason is a great friend and amazing boyfriend. he is hot kind funny sweet and knows how to treat a girl. hes definitely a ladies man.
girl 1: did u hear the Melanie and mason are dating
girl 2: wow hes such a ladies man
by somelady123 December 23, 2017
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