Math Thirst Trap 

When you snap a pic of a math problem and post it on your story and all the nerds come flockin'

Joe: Did you see Carly's snap story?
Fred: Yeah I sent her a pic of the solution
Joe: Wow what a math thirst trap

Math Thirst Trap by sweetcarolineisntfine February 12, 2019

Math haze 

That fuzzy feeling in your brain after an intense math session, after which your attempts to formulate coherent human thoughts or words is almost impossible.

"i just got out of algebra and can barely think straight."

"tell me about it big guy...you must have math haze.
"

Math haze by theblackwoman October 5, 2011

math class 

noun: a class where people either teach or are taught math. a mandatory class in US public school systems

I fell asleep in math class again.

math class by Kerp March 6, 2004

math class 

a modern form of torture used to subjugate and enforce the rules of "acad-e-mic-s" upon the slobbering youths

Bob feared his math class, and thus did not attend the gathering of defunkified zombies, instead opting to go and visit the bathroom for between 45-120 minutes

math class by Ghandi September 23, 2002

Math class 

A place created to torture students. Unlike the ever entertaining science class, which very fun and we play games to renew our attention spans in, we sit and do nothing but add. I don't KNOW what Y is. Why are you asking me, math? I would very much like to use my math book as an archery target.

In science:
Teacher: Alright guys, stand up. Were going to play trench warfare!
Everyone: SWEEET!
In math class:
Teacher: b+42/pi-4,679.333333333*14. Find X
Me: Oh this will be easy*Grabs calculator*
Teacher: No calculators
Me: SERIOUSLY! ...*Daydreams*

Math class by A suffering ADHD kid. October 15, 2011

math class 

the place to learn mathematics, such as addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, algebra, geometry, trigonometry, calculus, modern algebra, and others.

although its true, jackass, that i have never used calculus in a supermarket, i do use it and trigonometry in my 3d animation work and programming, making more in a day that you do all year flipping burgers

math class by visual77 October 16, 2003

math pro bono 

A public service (that usually lasts all year) in which you voluntarily take time out of your day to help your buddy pass math class. Most common math pro bono's involve one American student and the foreign kid he's grown fond of and befriended.

Foreign Kid: "Yo dude I don't get this shit! What the fuck is teach talking about when he says cosine of 30 degrees?"

American Kid: "Get your calculator. All you gotta do is put in 'cos(30degrees)' and you'll get '0.866025404'. Simple dude. Are you going to be my math pro bono all damn year?"

Foreign Kid: "Yeah dude, we don't do math in my country."

math pro bono by westfalia January 12, 2010