myspace stalker

A person who stalks someone on myspace. Usually they are totally and completely obsessed and sometimes may know the person in real life.

They can be rather scary, and will fill your inbox with messages they have written to EVRY BULLITEN you post. They send more messages on top of that asking why you haven't answered the other messages yet.

Tab:So, how's your myspace stalker?
Jess:Umm... He's kinda creeping me out.
Tab:How so?
Jess:Well we don't even know each other, but I saw him at school so I was polite and waved. Then, he wrote me on myspace and said he was mad because I didn't go sit with him at the assembly in the gym.
Tab:Psycho much?
Jess:I think so.

by ily4ever May 28, 2007

myspace fool

one who continually tries to get you to add them as a friend on myspace

im so sick of denying that myspace fool

by Latreshia December 29, 2006

myspace hater

a person who has an un-holy vendetta against the networking website myspace. this demographic consists of everyone in the entire world apparently, although they all have all out profiles with 1000's of friends.

myspace hater: "man, myspace is soo gay. everyone that has one is gay."
*runs off to the library to check his profile and crys because he has no new friend requests.*

by zeben October 2, 2006

Myspace face

A myspace picture with your eyes rolled up and your pouty face on.

Girl: Check my new myspace dp
Friend: i saw it. TOTAL myspace face going there

by Sage J February 18, 2009

myspace meow

A cat with his or her own myspace account.
Also known as a myspace mrow.

This is a riot! Who'd have thought there would be so many myspace meows?

by Stop the pendulum May 21, 2006

myspace monster

One who is highly addicted to the social networking website, Myspace (www.myspace.com). Examples of addiction can range from an obsessive love of My Chemical Romance to a full blown series of Myspace stakeouts, which may last long through the night. In order to combat this addiction, an intervention may be necessary, in which close friends or family members may group together to voice their concerns. If conversion is still unsuccessful, a silver bullet through the monster's profile is in order. Be forewarned, the monster may transform and try to reclaim its profile through a series of beatings.

Kara Walsh is a myspace monster; she checks her profile almost every hour, neglecting friends, family and food.

by Concerned Mother Of Five November 15, 2006

Myspace war

There are many definitions...one being when two friends exchange login information in the past, get into a fight (minor or major or playful) and go and change everything on each others myspace.

a girl, "Sarah," and a guy, "Peter," get into a MYSPACE WAR. They already have each other's login information. "Sarah" puts a Barbie layout and girly pictures of herself on "Peter's" profile. Meanwhile, "Peter" has put animal pictures and pictures of HIMSELF on "Sarah's" profile. They also are posting humiliating bulletins about themselves.
--it's quite funny, actually.

by alanasaur December 8, 2006