a type of picture message recieved on a cell phone. in most cases, a male trys to persuade a certain female to send a picture of her bust. which in fact takes quite alot of time and patience on the males part because the female questions her morals and boundaries before finally sending the sext message.
jane - i dont know if i should do this :/
joe - aww cmon i wont show anyone
jane - oh okay ;)
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joe - dude, check out this pic of jane i got on my phone
paul - aww shit dude thats the best sext message ive ever seen
joe - aww cmon i wont show anyone
jane - oh okay ;)
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joe - dude, check out this pic of jane i got on my phone
paul - aww shit dude thats the best sext message ive ever seen
by T to the D to the C February 21, 2009
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where people use a language that no-one can understand
& more addictive than a drug
where people use a language that no-one can understand
& more addictive than a drug
msn messenger person 1 says:
hey hws u
msn messenger person 2 says:
gdgd u
msn messenger person 1 says:
im gd wubu2
hey hws u
msn messenger person 2 says:
gdgd u
msn messenger person 1 says:
im gd wubu2
by emilie. January 27, 2008
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The Dreaded T.M.B:
"Hey bby I'm sorry but I don't think this is working out."
Congratulations, dumbass! You broke up with somebody though a text message... and you still have the nerve to call them baby in the same message you used to break up with them? Wow. Amazing. You did a 2 in 1!
...So now this chick is crying because she got the most devastating text message that has ever been sent to her sidekick. She reads the text message and calls him back.
NO REPLY.
So then, this dumbass doesn't pick up the phone but he sends another text message.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!?
So... the chick gets mad and she sends a 9 page message that contains at least 2 curse words per sentence... In ALL
CAPS... but no matter what the message says... it always ends in these words: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! " >=
you can't forget the mad face...it plays a very important role in a text message break up
...Genius isn't it?
The Dreaded T.M.B:
"Hey bby I'm sorry but I don't think this is working out."
Congratulations, dumbass! You broke up with somebody though a text message... and you still have the nerve to call them baby in the same message you used to break up with them? Wow. Amazing. You did a 2 in 1!
...So now this chick is crying because she got the most devastating text message that has ever been sent to her sidekick. She reads the text message and calls him back.
NO REPLY.
So then, this dumbass doesn't pick up the phone but he sends another text message.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!?
So... the chick gets mad and she sends a 9 page message that contains at least 2 curse words per sentence... In ALL
CAPS... but no matter what the message says... it always ends in these words: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! " >=
you can't forget the mad face...it plays a very important role in a text message break up
...Genius isn't it?
by anti-TMB campagin August 21, 2009
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I got a text message heart attack last night when you woke me up at 2am with your pointless message!
by Lauren I. September 5, 2008
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C. Ronaldo: How did Barcelona win the Club World Cup?
Pep Guardiola: Because we have Lionel Messi, thats how!
Pep Guardiola: Because we have Lionel Messi, thats how!
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