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Loaded Banana

A Loaded Banana is a penis with foodstuffs on it, (Whipped Cream, Honey, Candy, etc.) to be presumably eaten off or during fellatio.
Remember fruit by the foot?”
Of course! I gave my girl a Loaded Banana with it while she sucked me off and she loved it.”
by Spuamico May 31, 2025
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Loaded to the hilt

Some expression old dudes use to desribed a loaded out vehicle. Except their version of a loaded out vehicle used to have roll up windows and a bench seat.
by Thedefguy June 26, 2025
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grub-loadin

the act of grubing out of ones fridge or food source for free
im in the mood for some grub-loadin
by chris May 13, 2005
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triple loader

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. The act of having sex with a very loose woman.

In this case, the male's penis is like the agitator in a large washing machine (hence the term triple loader). It would therefore be boring for both parties involved due to the large amount of empty space in there.
I can't believe I paid fifty bucks for a triple loader!
by Naxevem September 1, 2008
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nico-loading

Intensely smoking one or more cigarettes in anticipation of a period where one will not be able to smoke such as a plane journey or interminable work meetings. Like carbo-loading but slightly less healthly.
Outside the airport, you can see the huddle of smokers nico-loading in anticipation of their journeys.
by correctionalshoesboy March 23, 2009
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Double-Loaded Weapon

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.

A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.

A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.
by Captain Trifucta February 4, 2010
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speed loader

I use a speed loader when I am on the rag.
by themiss2001@yahoo.com March 12, 2011
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