Poor man's layaway

The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".

Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"

Jack: So, what happened?

Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.

Poor man's layaway by CactusHeart January 17, 2012

Beefy 5 layer 

(N): a post-intercourse penis coated with feces, bmc, semen, urine, and tears of the woman involved.

Earl, for the love of god, get that beefy 5 layer away from me, I'm not crying for show!

Beefy 5 layer by Austin Pealy May 30, 2016

Laya 

THE BADDEST BITCH PERIODT
talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it
she is hot asf, a GODDESS and an overall baddie
+she always smells good.
a very good life to all them Laya's out there

Oh it's Laya , time to pay our respects.

Everyone bow down and kiss her feet

Laya by dora the explorer whore April 12, 2021

Liquor Layer 

drinking enough liquor until you don't need to bring a jacket in cold weather; equivalent to a beer blanket.

Josh: It's gonna be so cold outside but i don't want to worry about a jacket..

Sarah: Drink 'till you have your liquor layer!!

Josh: That's a great idea!!!

Liquor Layer by JMU Boss January 24, 2010

Minneapolis Layover

Quick, anonymous sex in a airport restroom, public park, or other semi-public place while en route to another location. Usually practiced by gay men.

That Minneapolis Layover really fucked up Senator Larry Craig's career.

Minneapolis Layover by jodabo September 11, 2007

Layma 

The most beautiful girl there ever was. You wouldn't think a Layma would be beautiful but when you meet them, you are left speechless. You wonder..why aren't there more Laymas. But that's because they are rare. They have long, dark hair like a brunette Rapunzul. Laymas are very fiesty. They aren't those girls that laugh at all your lame jokes. They are honest and won't let anyone treat them like a girly girl. They are independent and sincere and strong feminists. They are a bit addicted to their devices because everyone around them can't keep them interested long enough. Want their attention? Better have interesting conversation topics prepared. You don't deserve a Layma so if you meet one, you better treat them like a a King, cause Queens come second.

Have you met Layma? Yeah. Once you do, you can't get them out of your head.

Layma by thatcoolcat December 23, 2018

Layney 

She's perfect in all the cute nerdy ways, Loves to read, smiles brightly, blushes extremely red and is over all a fun person to be around, she cares about each of her friends but, isn't afraid to stand her ground, she is overall nuetral though and doesn't like to pick sides. She is the sweetest person you'll ever know and definitely one hell of a girl.

She's such a layney, and that's better than anyone else could be.

Layney by Mister click lister February 26, 2019