Jesus Horse

A dinosaur. The term is used sarcastically to mock young earth creationists and their ludicrous assertion that dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

"Oh yeah? Well how do you explain the dinosaurs? What were they Jesus horses?"

by Lightning Princess March 21, 2004

PawPaw for Jesus!

A semi-famous phrase from a short story that was aired on NPR about seven or so years ago. It involved a woman hitchhiking through a town called PawPaw. Whilst hitchhiking, she sticks her head out the window and yells "PawPaw for Jesus!" to show her enthusiasm.

So I shoved my head out the window and screamed, "PawPaw for Jesus!"

by toee April 30, 2006

East Jesus

referring to a place that is ungodly far away.

Teacher: "Will you be needing a hall pass?"
Student: "Yes, considering the fact that my locker is over in East Jesus."

by Kyyylaaaa November 25, 2007

Jesus Lizard

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

Jesus Crust

A common auto correction made on the Apple iPhone.

Jesus Crust that was a good sandwich.

by pepperman7 September 5, 2011

Jesus Christ on Ice Skates

1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.

OR

2> Our Lord out Ice Skating

General Donegal slang of Surprise.

1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general

Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard

Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!

2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.

Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.

Jesus Christ: What up!

by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010

Jesus tap dancing christ

instead of using the word"Jesus christ!"you would use "Jesus tap dancing christ!"

Jesus tap dancing christ you smell bad.

by kenny bachman April 4, 2010