jizz mopper 

the dude on the porno set who mops up the jizz after the money shot

You couldn't pay me enough to be a jizz mopper, bro!

jizz mopper by Nasty Nate June 19, 2003

jizz mopper 

One who mops jizz

He's the guy who cleans the nudie booth at beach guy jerks off.His job is to clean the booth after every guy blows his load.I dont know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away

jizz mopper by Gothic Bob May 26, 2003

jizz biscuit 

What your mom eats every morning

jizz biscuit by Christy February 12, 2003

jizz pony 

a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.

Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.

jizz pony by Brandon Dockery December 24, 2008

Jizz nice 

Derived from "izz nice", a phrase from the widley popular film "Borat", jizz nice is used to describe something that is very nice or extremley buff. To describe an action, thing, or person is a very positive way.

"Sik won.......thats jizz nice"

Jizz nice by Snojit January 13, 2010

Jizz Shoe 

When one finishes the act of sex where it be with a women or solo and the product lands on the ground and they either refuse to clean it up or just don't care one will put a shoe over the stain until it dries up. Thus the Jizz Shoe.

My room mate totally almost caught me in the act the other day when he barged in, luckily I had my Jizz shoe nearby to cover it up.

Jizz Shoe by Gerald Rollins February 16, 2010

jizz-wad 

A person who has no regard for anyones feelings but their own, one that is unable to wrap their mind around being accountable for their actions. A person whose basic genetic make-up is comparable to ejaculatory material.

Mr.Young has had multiple affairs and continues to deny the accusations after being caught red -handed, his wife calls him a jizz-wad.

Mrs.Young began to refer to her husband as a jizz-wad after his most recent affair with Stacy.

jizz-wad by thirdtimesacharm September 9, 2010