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Human Vibrator

When fucking an epileptic bitch, flip on your strobe light and sit back no-hands while she seizes the shit out of you.
I borrowed your strobe light for the Human Vibrator with Angela.
by Steve Shifty Shaft January 17, 2011
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Faith in humans

When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much. And it always seems you hurt the most.
P1: am I the only one losing faith in humans ?
P2: NO they always been like that so no faith lost!
by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019
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human

by Carbon Based April 4, 2005
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Humanese

Written or spoken in a language common to generic humans, as opposed to a nomenclature used by a machine or subset of professionals (like "computerese" for programs or "legalese" for lawyers).
Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about. Can you repeat that in humanese?
by T.SockGuy November 13, 2009
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Human Vacuum

One who sucks many a dick, much like a vacuum sucks up dirt. Most of the time it is a woman.
Example 1
Bill : I heard that broads a real human vacuum.
Franky : Yeah, she sucks a lot of cock.
Example 2
Bill (the cox) Clinton : Wow, i'll tell you, Monica is one hell of a human vacuum.
by pete samprass (nick and les) January 22, 2009
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Human Google

Some one who is quiet intelligent, and witty. People often ask him (usually a him) questions relating to all topics. He can often answer you faster than a Google search. Also known as the Googlist, Googler, and the Google. He is all knowing , and powerful.
Jake: *reads* What the hell does this mean?

Eric: Text the human google!
by Unknown_Source_ 19 August 18, 2010
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human hole-in-the-bag

A close friend or acquaintance that is not ever funded, or is; that always has thier mits in your (whatever the vice is) sack , constantly draining your supply
Goin to the get together with the human hole-in-the-bag, maybe some one else will have some product so he can drain their sack of goodies.
by UNITED WRIOT June 24, 2014
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