wooden horse

Thing that bladee (god) said in the interview

yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that

by Spicy_noodles April 28, 2019

horse washer

Someone who scrubs horses balls. Used as an insult.

'That man is a right horse washer'.

by Reubarb123 September 30, 2012

horse funeral

An exercise testing ones will not to fuck the corpse

Dam Jones must be really good at horse funeral he did not even fuck the corpse

by Frog Priest September 26, 2020

Horse Vibrator

A deep pounding vibrator for a horse.

Person 1: Hey Marisa, do you have my vibrator?
Person 2: Go use the horse vibrator in the barn

by ALZ_day March 4, 2019

horse ovary

An appetizer. A deliberate mispronunciation of the word "hordoerve."

I'll bring a vegetable horse ovary to the party.

by Content Chick December 28, 2009

Horse hocky

A nicer more polite way of saying bullshit.

My cousin saying his girlfriend is fine is a big pile of horse hocky.

by Dirtyborough October 5, 2016

Horse lagger

When u slide ure cock on her vagaga till u cum

I done a horse lagger last night I'm disappointed

by U r so gay BITCH June 12, 2016