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Hurrychob

Noun - When your penis loses its firmness as you fiddle with the condom wrapper.

Verb - Sneaking fingers and/or hand, along with your penis, inside a female (only).
Noun - "I was ready to pork Lulu but the condom took so long to open it went full Hurrychob"

Verb "Fucking Lulu was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway so I had to hurrychob so I could feel something"
by Hustle666 July 17, 2021
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hurriedword8905

a hurried word with the numbers 8905 at the end
wow look it’s hurriedword8905 omg what
by anonymous August 4, 2021
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Hurry

For stupid people like andrew and don’t know what hurry means it’s mean to be quick. now stop being nerd and go back to school andrew and learn because you obviously need that.
1. hurry up andrew and reply quicker you bozo
by ameeekoves August 5, 2021
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Hurricane trophy

Finding an object of value in your yard after a hurricane passes that does not belong to you
by Nofencenodog August 30, 2021
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hurrication

The time off you get from school and/or work due to a hurricane
lets goooo i get a hurrication
by kingajax August 30, 2021
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Hurricane

You should never allow anybody that doesn't pay your mortgage, rent, or bills to tell you when you can enter or leave your own home, it's yours not theirs, safe or unsafe. A hurricane or a pandemic does not change that, your home is not the same as a business. If you have to wake up and fight to return to your home, or to leave your home, that's what you have to do.
By default in their game (that of the military/national guard backed corporate entity broadcasting mandates and orders such as evacuation orders) you have no rights. If you never wake up and fight, you might end up with no home or belongings either. They can't control every single person that lives in an area, there are too many people to control every single one, they're only trying to make a herd of the masses so that everyone is together, following each other to a slaughterhouse. A hurricane or pandemic doesn't change the name of the person paying the mortgage, rent, or bills, so why would you allow someone that doesn't pay any of those things to run you off from your home and tell you it's because you're lucky or in your best interest, or for your safety. They're looking out for themselves by doing that, not you. People that remember Katrina know that after the way FEMA handled it.
by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
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Hurricane Floyd

A category 4 hurricane from 1999 that hit the Carolinas as a category 1 hurricane, and New York City as a tropical storm. causing the 4th LARGEST evacuation due to NYC's popularity.
Me: Did you survive Hurricane Floyd? Mimi: NO. I WANT HIM. Me: Why? Mimi: Because his eye was sooooooooo hot. Me: STOP MIMI! Mimi: nope
by irieomgfunny August 31, 2021
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