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Hurrychob 

Noun - When your penis loses its firmness as you fiddle with the condom wrapper.

Verb - Sneaking fingers and/or hand, along with your penis, inside a female (only).
Noun - "I was ready to pork Lulu but the condom took so look to open it went full Hurrychob"

Verb "Fucking Lulu was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway so I had to hurrychob so I could feel something"
Hurrychob by Hustle666 July 17, 2021
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Hurrychob 

Noun - When your penis loses its firmness as you fiddle with the condom wrapper.

Verb - Sneaking fingers and/or hand, along with your penis, inside a female (only).
Noun - "I was ready to pork Lulu but the condom took so long to open it went full Hurrychob"

Verb "Fucking Lulu was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway so I had to hurrychob so I could feel something"
Hurrychob by Hustle666 July 17, 2021

Harryphobia 

The irrational fear of extremely gorgeous singer/actor/former 1D member, Harry styles. People who experience Harryphobia are deadly afraid that even Harry exists in the same world as them and they fear that somewhere, out there, Harry is watching them.
“that’s scary” , “what’s scary, John?” , “Harry styles” , “I think you might have Harryphobia”
Harryphobia by ilovepizzawhatsup August 7, 2020

Harryphobia 

Having or to have the workshy like attitude to everything without lifting a finger to help team mates or not coming forward to ‘do their bit!’
That cunts got harryphobia
Harryphobia by Harryphobia August 20, 2022

harryphobic 

having or showing hatred for harry edward styles for reasons like him pricing his concert tickets too high and not going on tour to states other than the 4 he likes
“Ugh I’m so harryphobic, did you see how high his tickets are priced?”

“She’s harryphobic because she hates his feet “
harryphobic by cartmanh8sjews May 26, 2022

harryphobic 

When you're scared or disgusted by a person named Harry.
He's harryphobic because some kid named Harry threw up on him
harryphobic by kanyefish August 27, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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