Can be found in every skateboard video comment section, these are the types of people who spam every video about importance of the most lifesaving item of them all, a plastic made in china helmet, they will swear by their life on benefits of wearing a helmet 24/7 while skating although it seems like most of them wear a helmet at all times judging by how devout they are on spamming every skateboard video that includes a skater without a helmet on HOW IMPORTANT A HELMET IS AND HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR NOT WEARING ONE LOOK HOW BETTER I AM AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111111
John is cruising around town on a longboard
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB
by Kaprisas June 23, 2020
Get the helmet armymug. To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.
by Backsack Bob March 19, 2014
Get the german helmet stampmug. .
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025
Get the 《¤》Spartan《¤》Helmets《¤》Are《¤》Bookmarks《¤》With《¤》Tassles《¤》mug. When a character has plot armor but only on their head. They can get stabbed, shoot, or even burnt but only on their body. Their head does NOT get hurt
"Whoa dude, Walter white from breaking bad totally has a plot helmet. Did you ever see him get hit in his head even once in the series??? i think not"
"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about"
"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about"
by Silthom August 13, 2021
Get the Plot helmetmug. A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.
Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!
Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!
Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!
Bobby : OWWWW!
Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!
Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!
Bobby : OWWWW!
by Kainaluboi July 8, 2012
Get the Indoor Helmetmug. some retarded ass shit
by The gasser August 10, 2021
Get the helmet level activitymug. by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
Get the River helmetmug.