The act of using ones own gunt to pleasure themself in any number of ways. Guntbjorning is often used in conjunction with gooning and even rouxswatting. Guntbjorning is commonly understood to be above rouxswatting but under fjordglimping in tier of gooning extremity.
Ahmed: Dude, I was guntbjorning all night, totally rouxswatted it up.
Evan: Guntbjorning, bruzz, guntbjorning.
Evan: Guntbjorning, bruzz, guntbjorning.
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Rather than something to hide, a gunt is widely celebrated by its admirers as the body’s built-in snack shelf, laughter cushion, and symbol of living life enthusiastically. Historians (mostly the ones at 25 MPR) describe it as proof that the owner enjoys food, fun, and sitting down after a long day like a true champion.
Rather than something to hide, a gunt is widely celebrated by its admirers as the body’s built-in snack shelf, laughter cushion, and symbol of living life enthusiastically. Historians (mostly the ones at 25 MPR) describe it as proof that the owner enjoys food, fun, and sitting down after a long day like a true champion.
“After that massive Sunday roast, I’m pretty sure my gunt just got promoted to Senior Comfort Manager.”
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<unnamed entity> took over the federal banking system, circumventing the Constitutional power of congress, but still has the backing of GUNTS, clinging to a single amendment to the constitution.
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