high-grounded

The act of losing both your arms and legs within a short period of time.

Person 1- Dude, did you here what happened to Zac?

Person 2- Yeah man, it was brutal. He got high-grounded by a train.

by well alright then boomer February 17, 2020

Grundlectomy

The removal of the grundle, due to disease or pubic lice.

Poor Sheldon, no one knew if he was a man or woman after his grundlectomy

by Dan February 20, 2004

grundle-cam

An all too common porn camera angle, where the camera pushes in for a close up, and captures only the man's sack and taint; and is often a result of poor camera work during the missionary position.

Dude, i was pulling off a good one last night until i got some grundle-cam. That shit was devastating. It set me back like five minutes.

by ReidMobile January 11, 2009

grundle of dawn

earlier then the crack of dawn. the grundle is darker and more irritating to wake up at.

"you need to be up at the grundle of dawn to be to work on time"

by matty_p October 16, 2008

goundo

goundo is one of the craziest and funnest person in the world

goundo: i went outside with my pants off
boy: ha are you a goundo

by mcmariam May 20, 2018

Seaman's Grundle

When two males are engaged in butt sex and one pulls out and cums all over his mates grundle.

Gay #1: Dude i'm about to bust
Gay #2: Shoot it on my grundle
Gay #1: You want a seaman's grundle?!

by Don Murphey McMaster July 10, 2009

Groudy

A combination of "Gross" and "Dirty", though considered more extreme than either would be on their own.

Guy 1: Dude, I just put my hand on the gum that groudy chick just spit out.
guy 2: Awww, groudy!

by TheAmazingNigel December 28, 2005