Knuckle Fucker 5000

A large black dildo (around 8-10 inches) attached to a pair of plastic brass knuckles (also black) to give pleasure to anything that lives. Offered by Dylan Godfrey from "The Sales Company" for a very good price.

Excuse me, Excuse Me
My name's Dylan Godfrey, I'm with the sales company
I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying one of our products...
What you're looking at here is a Knuckle Fucker 5000, it's good for pleasure, lot's of force to it so uh I don't know you might enjoy it
Hello, hey? Are you interested in buying one of these?
Nope, nope alright well then have a good day!

by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020

Dolphin Fucker

A guy who’d rather fuck a dolphin than get quick scoped in COD custom match.

Orlando: Hey Matt, you down for some COD customs?

Matt: I'd rather fuck a dolphin than play another custom match getting quick scoped!

Allison: Matt’s such a dolphin fucker.

by Repituar December 30, 2020

Chode Fucker

Someone who is intellectually disabled due to a traumatic childhood experience.

Did you know about Bartholomew being a chode fucker? No wonder he’s so anxious around alphabet blocks.

by BagelLamp May 21, 2021

crypted fucker

Someone who wants to have sex with a crypted

P1:man I wish Bigfoot would eat my ass
P2:tf your such a crypted fucker

by HomostuckButLessDeath December 6, 2021

Killer fucker

Someone who smashes a killer.

I used to date a killer fucker

by urmomknowsmylength January 20, 2022

Stunned Fucker

Someone is stunned beyond belief and happens to be a fucker.

Kaleb says " You know, that guy who breaks into my dad's chevy and breaks the master lock key off in the cylinder instead of using, the chevy key sitting beside him. Not guna lie he's a stunned fucker."

by Canabiz December 13, 2022

Syrup Fucker

A racial slur used to discriminate and/or insult Canadians.

"I hate those dumbass Canadians. Go buy some Tim Hortons and die you stupid syrup fuckers."

by Goatman Gamer March 30, 2023