Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."
by Evil October 18, 2003
Get the Sliding Door mug.The word said when someone whitnesses/hears another person fart. The person who says doorknob before the fart offender says safety gets to beat the shit out of the person who ripped one until he touches a doorknob, passes out or if the aggressor class and end to the abuse.
Nick: Rips a fart so loud that he shits himself.
Phil: Yells "doorknob!"
Mike: Begins to blow Nick until Phil tells Mike that that is not what doorknob means and that he has to beat the shit out of nick until he touches a doorknob.
Nick: pulls out and blows a load in Mikes face as he hurrys to touch the doorknob.
Phil: catches up to Nick and beats the shit out of him until he passes out only feet from the doorknob.
Phil: Yells "doorknob!"
Mike: Begins to blow Nick until Phil tells Mike that that is not what doorknob means and that he has to beat the shit out of nick until he touches a doorknob.
Nick: pulls out and blows a load in Mikes face as he hurrys to touch the doorknob.
Phil: catches up to Nick and beats the shit out of him until he passes out only feet from the doorknob.
by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017
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by KelaMar. February 1, 2009
Get the Double Door Double Whore mug.A SyFy channel original movie. Everyone knows what a B movie is. SS Doomtrooper is a damn Z movie. It fucking blows something terrible! This abomination was aired in year of our lord 2006. The acting and special effects will make you want to punch yourself in the junk.
The plot of the movie is simple. Some whack job Nazi scientist is trying to make a super soldier that will win the war for Germany. He creates this wonder weapon by throwing a soldier in a radiation chamber. The result is a shitty cgi, blue copy of the hulk. The mutation also made the doomtrooper sprout a gun out its arm and gave him a big pair of pants. Anyway, the rest of the movie revolves around some US paratroopers who are also criminals(clearly a partial rip off of the dirty dozen) dropping in in broad daylight and trying to stop this atari animated creep. The movie does a god awful job of portraying ww2 equipment. The Germans speak their native tounge as well as English to one another. Notable scenes include an American sniper making a crack shot from an arms length away and some limey fuck getting shot about 2,000 times by half the German army. The ending is a piece of shit that Im not even going to write on here.
If you feel like wasting a little over an hour of your life, watch this sorry excuse for a movie. Half the time you wont know if you should piss yourself laughing or say, "what the fuck!"
The plot of the movie is simple. Some whack job Nazi scientist is trying to make a super soldier that will win the war for Germany. He creates this wonder weapon by throwing a soldier in a radiation chamber. The result is a shitty cgi, blue copy of the hulk. The mutation also made the doomtrooper sprout a gun out its arm and gave him a big pair of pants. Anyway, the rest of the movie revolves around some US paratroopers who are also criminals(clearly a partial rip off of the dirty dozen) dropping in in broad daylight and trying to stop this atari animated creep. The movie does a god awful job of portraying ww2 equipment. The Germans speak their native tounge as well as English to one another. Notable scenes include an American sniper making a crack shot from an arms length away and some limey fuck getting shot about 2,000 times by half the German army. The ending is a piece of shit that Im not even going to write on here.
If you feel like wasting a little over an hour of your life, watch this sorry excuse for a movie. Half the time you wont know if you should piss yourself laughing or say, "what the fuck!"
by pat790 December 4, 2010
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Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.
Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.
Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay
by bigwillyp January 27, 2010
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