The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.
A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.
A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.
A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
by xAJBx June 24, 2010
Get the Beckham Depression mug.A state of depression induced by pressing the square right next to the one you meant to press, resulting in a lost game. (often experienced when playing minesweeper on a touchscreen)
Max: "How's your game going?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"
by mx781 October 12, 2011
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by yaboy11 December 17, 2015
Get the pussy depression mug.As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.
by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016
Get the birthday depression mug.Sino Depression is a new type of depression that was recently introduced by SDC (Sino Depression Center).
It is heavily correlated to the following.
1. When China decided to close its gates indefinitely, giving all the foreign students the big sad.
2. When Chinese people talk about how nice China is at present.
It is heavily correlated to the following.
1. When China decided to close its gates indefinitely, giving all the foreign students the big sad.
2. When Chinese people talk about how nice China is at present.
Person 1: Oh no, my parents just passed away!
Person 2: Oh yea? Well at least you don't have Sino Depression.
Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry, my problem is nothing compared to yours, hope you will get over it.
Person 2: Oh yea? Well at least you don't have Sino Depression.
Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry, my problem is nothing compared to yours, hope you will get over it.
by The Sad April 12, 2021
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Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.
Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.
Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.
Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.
Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...
by Arakzinul January 11, 2010
Get the Post-Spurtum Depression mug.(a new, mythical, mental disorder defined after Donald Trump won the presidency on Nov 8, 2016): a type of depression among voting age young adults 18-45, following the loss of your favorite political candidate at the federal elections, so severe that you are not socially, academically or legally functional anymore
Most left-leaning liberal social scientists, academics and pundits don't understand that IMHO this new, mythical post-election depression syndrome can actually be very easily cured; all one needs to do is consciously and rationally realize that your candidate lost and that retargerous actions such as civil disobedience, general violence, vandalism, destruction of property and other related forms of social protest are meaningless, making it more likely that you will get a file with the Unforegiveables.
by Sexydimma December 24, 2016
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