Dooklear Warfare

The act of waging war on the toilet with your ass.

Man... that Mexican food did a number on my guts. I'm gonna engage in some dooklear warfare.

by irvingjohn April 20, 2011

doodiephiliac

A person who never has a solid stool and always has diarrhea. And I mean all the time.

Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?

Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.

by joseph blough March 12, 2022

doodie bark

Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.

Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.

They usually smell like the danger ahead.

"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."

by nofx9019 December 2, 2009

Holy Dooley

Holy Dooley is an Australian term for an exclamation of surprise - similar to "Good Heavens", "My goodness" and other such remarks.

Holy Dooley! That frightened me!

by pearlygirl319 December 2, 2011

wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!

I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!

by Halevi January 29, 2015

doode

This word is just "dude" but said in a much different manner. It kinda sounds like you've just smoked 2gs by yourself and are trying to act like a surfer dude.

"Doode, that was some good shit. Lets go surfing."

by smack_my_bitch October 19, 2004

snow doobler

noun; a danish built sled with dooblers on the bottom which enables the sled to dooble across snow.

I will make it down that hill faster if I ride my SNOW DOOBLER!

by Kron Master D February 6, 2009